Fire

starts when someone plays my mixtape

Mom: why is the house on fire?
Me: sorry mom I just dropped my new mixtape and listened to the first 00.02 of the intro

by Jwktg June 24, 2016

Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

Fire Cider

When you mix Fireball whiskey with apple cider.

Would you like a fire cider shot?

by rustyspoon October 30, 2025

firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018

dousing the fire

when somebody makes a redhead wet
or

when somebody ejaculates on a ginger

"you really slept with a ginger?'
"hey, you have to douse the fire somehow."

"what were you up to this weekend?"
" I hung out with my girlfriend, we started to fight but I still ended up dousing the fire"

by callxmexred August 5, 2023

fire urban meyer

something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it

As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer

Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!

by tripfliply December 16, 2021