gift boner

an unexpected boner at an non ideal time.

me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

Boner clone

A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.

One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.

by Bitchwithabigbrain June 17, 2020

Bud boner

A raging boner that occurs after smoking some giggle bush (marijuana)

"Jeezam" Gary thought to himself, "I bet she'll get a load of my bud boner after she sets the bong down."

by Wordwhacker907 June 19, 2020

Trapped Nerve Boner

A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"

mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves

When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection

Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner

by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

Boner

Stupid person who judges others before they know the facts. Dumb

My neighbors care nothing about their neighborhood because they are boners.

by Shrink July 30, 2020

Boner-petite

Ironic term used went you see a picture of food that isn't exactly enticing.

Look at this dead roadkill.
Boner-petite.

by HuuuuuuurdDik August 12, 2020

law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.

Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!

by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020