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pussy pumper

One of T.I.'s many nicknames. NOT pussy popper. <---noobs
Why do you call yourself the Pussy Pumper?

T.I.: That’s what the ladies call me. Actually, ever since the song came out, that’s what the ladies like to call me. Pussy Pumper #1. I always had a way with the ladies, and when I went to work with Pharrell he came up with that name.
pussy pumper by standupguy September 16, 2008
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pussy bone 

the bone in your vajayjay area that hurts like fuck when william chandler knees the shit out of you.
when william kneed my pussy bone i puked immediately from the pain...bastard.

Pussy Filler 

An unimportant, short-term boyfriend. Primarily used for a womans sexual pleasure.
Me: Well who is "he"?
other person: Eh, probably just her latest pussy filler.
Pussy Filler by satanic harmonics October 16, 2009

pussy hawk 

1. A small hawk (bird).
2. A guy on a neverending quest for pussy.
3. A horny hawk.
3. If reversed, the reproductive organs for a female hawk. (See hawk pussy)
4. A slang term for a Mexican.
"He's gotten so much pussy he's like a hawk...nay...a pussy hawk."
pussy hawk by Virage212 March 27, 2007

Pussy Pellets 

After sex, whether for an hour or a minute, these little buggers are always around. When a woman gets so wet your dick is like oxygen in a brush fire, this seeming white glop of uncleaned cunt that is left as a wet then dry residue on your dick, grundle, balls, belt, zipper, underwear, shirt anything it touched, becomes invisible to the naked eye.. When she is gone and you begin to masturbate, assuming you did or didn't come, irrelevant either way, your hand feels like you dipped it in honey and fisted the asshole of a sandbox.. now you try and get off but can't because you have been demolished but what is and forever will be called, pussy pellets. There are hundreds of them all over your fingers and hangs and you can wipe on your chest and thigh all you want, they are there, masturbating went from exciting to ridiculously annoying. It is the same feeling you get everytime you convince some chick to let you put it in her ass and while your fucking, the room smells like shit, but you thought after much deliberation, that she would be the one that her ass really did smell like a rose.. It never does, that's dopey to believe but we do anyway to conquer that ass.. Pussy pellets can easily be avoided by showering first, but at work or where there isn't one readily available, pussy pellets are born.
Eagerly I anticipated sex with her, but I had no idea I would get trick into believing she wouldn't give me pussy pellets. Her Glorified cum dumpster was so wet that my t-shirt pants bed and crotch were dripping after she left and it dried I tried to masturbate when to my surprise, there they were, pussy pellets
Pussy Pellets by Jason K Bronsky February 8, 2010

Pussy Punch 

To violently strike a vagina or feline.
Ima pussy punch yo cat if he dont stop makin noise.
Pussy Punch by Big Daddy Daddy November 13, 2010

Pussy footing 

It's not what I thought it meant.
Fez: Okay, stop pussy footing around! ...and that's not what I thought it meant.

Hyde: What are you talking about?
Pussy footing by Donna Forman November 3, 2011