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Shitting Crickets

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.
by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012
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Shit Trickle

A process by which staff receives the responsibility for problems made by and passed down from inept upper management. This occurrence typically results in staff handling angry phones calls regarding problems that they generally know nothing about but must attempt to correct. Their professional reputation might also be affected by this unfortunate process.
"My administrator messed up this project and now I'm gonna get all these angry phone calls. They're gonna think I'm responsible for it too. What a fuckin' shit trickle...".
by Disgruntled State Employee September 28, 2010
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intense shit

A shit so intense, that you start taking your cloths off during it.
Tom - "Jerry! Why did you come out of the bathroom with no shirt on? I swear I saw you go in with a shirt on?"
Jerry - "Yeah mate, just took an intense shit."
by BirchyMaht May 11, 2021
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Ops shit

“Ops” being short for “operations”, these tasks consist of the hardest of labor imaginable. Such as but not limited to; stocking a crawl space, cleaning dip n dots goo, building hand sanitizer stations with your bare hands, dealing with media team bullshit, and working with anything involving trash. If it sucks, the ops team does it. Benefits to doing Ops shit is the massive amounts of poon you get and your drinking ability is maximized by 115%.
Hot chick: how do you guys work 90 hours a week in the dead heat and still find time to drink every night?

Ops squad: that’s just ops shit babe
by ClarkTheLark November 30, 2021
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the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.
"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"
by Tha Captain July 18, 2014
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Shit Glitter

The act of taking a power dump and littering the underside of the toilet seat with shit particles.
Man, I had the runs so bad, I left shit glitter all over the place.
by DeezzzzzzNuts January 8, 2015
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phat shit

when you gotta take a dump rlly badly so you squat infront of a tree
I GOTTA TAKE A PHAT SHIT MA DOOD
by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
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