Mathurbation

What math majors get when doing complex math equations.

Doug was at a party for hours and could perform mathurbation, when he got home he jumped on his computer and mathurbated.

by Gotagoiter September 29, 2022

Mathias

Aggressive slide tackling motherfucker. Can hurt your collarbone. You should stay away from his balls.

Fuck me he destroyed me like a Mathias

by Cokpleaser October 7, 2022

Mathi

the sexiest guy in the universe

Damn its mathi

by currymuncher_ October 12, 2022

Mathilda

Mathilda is someone who is kinda smart and funny. she gets people pillow cases for their friends

person 1: oh its Mathilda
Person 2: ahh its her

by Balhff December 7, 2022

Mathanggi

Beauty and elegance personified. A humble, kind, caring, dream worthy, extraordinary, mind-blowing, incredible human being... Heart throb of any place that she is...

Friend 1: Is she the most popular person in this place?
Friend 2: Yeah she is...
Friend: Huh, but she can never be a Mathanggi... She is the greatest of all time....

by Udhaya December 15, 2022

Mathematician

So, there's this mathematician right? I saw an add he put out on YouTube. This Asian guy. I can't (for the life of me) remember his name so you'll have to forgive me. But this guy is selling math classes and HE said about HIMSELF what I said about mathematical aptitude (That people who perform mathematics at a high level don't actual DO math. Rather, they've internalized mathematics.) So.... RIGHT AGAIN!!! The only way anyone could ever be more right then me is if they hopped ass first on to a chainsaw, cut themselves in half (vertically), and threw their left half in the dumpster.

Hym "And this mathematician is selling math classes. He said what I said almost word for word. Here the sales pitch: He says 'As someone with a natural aptitude, I've internalized mathematics. But most people aren't like me. They actually have to DO math. So I've crated this coarse to help people learn and do math and so on and so forth' It's great! That guy is great. Like I said, I can't remember his name. I wish I did."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

mathfat

-save your 20 DOLLARS for your bank account? to be ? or BLOW it on a pack of CIGARETTES (that you cant take home bc "hostiles" live there) and a bottle of GINSING you found at the shell. dumsterpickKNICKs near the GYM!

-increasing body fat percentage from actually needing to do the mathematics bookwork

-mathematical variation depending on how you build the equation.

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i made a website but apparently it was a babe ruth thing or something assingned from online line school THE BLUEPRINT I am auditing. I need to go downtown to campus to skate, buy a pack of camel blues smoke as many as I can before I hide them by the coffee shop, and eat a bag of hot dog buns. The cops are swarming my house outside my "home." but I have 20 dollars, mom is letting me drive again, the olympics is the summer and I need to put on MATHFAT.

- was doing my "ROSARYfit" routine coffee crucifix and kettle regime, when i need to look up the word KALIMBA on urban dictionary and I had some MATHFAT!

by Real Estate Cotter February 11, 2023