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Jesus

Jesus Christ is the nicest being that you’ll ever meet in your life. He’ll change everything about you. He loves you like no one else does. So at least give him a chance. And please guys stop being disrespectful about Him
Jesus Saved me.
by Jesus’ daughter January 14, 2024
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Raccoon Jesus

Raccoon Jesus is a nickname for current Los Angeles Kings captain Anze Kopitar. The name is probably based off of Anze Kopitar’s eyebags.
You see that goal Raccoon Jesus just pulled off?

Hell yeah! That was sweet!
by NHLStromeBros December 18, 2023
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Jesus

The SUN/SON LIGHT and SAVIOR of our world!
Nobody: Maaan it’s gloomy and rainy asf outside we need Jesus!
by Bocajnomis January 30, 2024
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Jesus Apex

1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex

2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017
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Jesus

“jesus is our savior
by jesus🎀 February 18, 2021
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Jesus

Y/n : Hey I just read 18+ wattpad!
Dude: You need Jesus
by Sus jay September 8, 2021
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black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus

Why did you search this? Anyways, off-topic, Changed is a good, challenging furry puzzle game
Now the definition
Idk
man: Yo, that's the black man who died and came back to life cuz of jesus!
...what
by what king September 5, 2021
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