Jamaican Cream Supreme

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.

Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!

by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021

Cream cake

A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks

I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.

by Monbernhd December 06, 2021

Cream sickle pussy fart

a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke

That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer

by The sm0ke September 11, 2019

stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017

Mauritian ice-cream

When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri

Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)

by John45! October 26, 2020

frozen ice cream

Frozen ice cream is still ice cream as usual but usually frozen ice cream tastes better than normal ice cream

Man 1: frozen ice cream is better than normal ice cream

Man 2: yes you are very right

by Sapphire >3< May 24, 2021

Whipped his cream

To give someone a handjob and make him cum.

David need help this morning, so Marija whipped his cream .

by The Vildanden Rule Maker October 30, 2015