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Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time
Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed
by Punkazilla April 17, 2015
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Boner blob

Dude, I can't believe she's sleeping with him! A carpet for a boner blob!
by Bryadam90 May 14, 2015
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Boner Bag

-Hey, do you want to go get something to eat?

-- No thanks. I have to go to CVS and pick up some boner bags for my date with sally tonight.
by Osaka2002 June 5, 2015
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boner shrinker

When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
by moabjen August 12, 2015
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boberize

"to make a personally new item suited for your personal needs" or "to modify an item to use in a manner different from its original intention, usually to save money or due to lack of availability". "Sometimes know as MacGyvering or to MacGyver"
I had to boberize my new travel trailer by building a storage bin under the fifth wheel by using of old siding that we took out of the house twenty years ago. Or using a paper clip heated in a campfire to melt solder to fix an electrical short when you didn't have the proper tools or supplies!
by Davyd K September 9, 2015
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Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
by EthanFeng October 13, 2015
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Boner Trap

A partner in a relationship (female/male) whom does not make any move whatsoever or allow you to. This usually leads to cheating or an ending to the relationship. When you refuse to do either of the two options, you are stuck hence the word "Boner Trap."
Man, dating a Boner Trap is like owning a Lamborghini and not being able to drive it.
by EthanFeng October 13, 2015
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