boner stick

It's where your penis gets stabbed repeatedly with a stick or something spikey

Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.

by whoahwhoah27 October 01, 2017

Bay Boner

When you watching an action scene in a movie (doesn't have to be a Michael Bay movie) with guns, explosions, and shit so intense you actually start popping chub.

Dude the new Jason Statham movie was awesome! During the car chase when he blows up that building in North Korea I got a total Bay Boner

by Th3 KMeister March 15, 2016

Boner Bout

A boner has to go up and down to be considered a bout. Like a boner roller coaster.

When the porn starts getting weird, you know it's going to be a boner bout.

by Slippery Wibbler November 09, 2017

Immortal Boner

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

by JohnMaddenFootball August 03, 2014

boner busted

when a man can no longer get a boner

i heard that guy is boner busted

by christophorus August 04, 2011

Tyler Boner

When you inject a man named Tyler's blood into your own penis, giving you a boner of Tyler's blood.

"Call Tyler, I need a Tyler Boner."

by addiisntracist May 27, 2023

Retweet boner

The excitement you get from being retweeted.

That celebrity just retweeted me. It totally gave me a retweet boner.

by Schwaah February 06, 2020