Phone Boner 

Another name for PopSockets

friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"

Phone Boner by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018

Bee Boner 

When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.

We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!

Bee Boner by Watermelon seeds May 11, 2018

Cringe Boner 

Deriving pleasure from someone saying or doing something awkward or embarrassing.

That guy is so awkward and annoying, but watching him gives me such a cringe boner.

Cringe Boner by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Botchit boner bitch 

Somebody that cannot get erect or excited about sex without out jacking someone or many ones up so as to rape them of there energy and put it in themselves to have intercourse

Hey Eddie check out that botchit boner bitch he’s actually gotten a hard on finally after three and a half years but tee her he’s had to jack up and link with half a billion people

Botchit boner bitch by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

humour boner 

when you laugh so hard you get a boner because the joke was so funny

me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner

( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)

humour boner by humor boner maker June 7, 2018

Lady boner

Comes from a robbie

I have a lady boner

Lady boner by Maddythemuncher June 11, 2018

Casting Boner 

A state of non-sexual arousal, focused on the ability of an angler casting a fly-rod.

Watching my buddy maneuver his fly-rod while fishing gave me a Casting Boner.

Casting Boner by sumyungguy69 July 5, 2018