Frog Blinking

when youre so damn tired youre not even blinking correctly

man 1: blinks like a frog (?)
man 2: holy shit dude are you Frog Blinking?

by i forgor. February 15, 2025

Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.

"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"

by vvaerea March 2, 2025

Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.

Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.

by flybotworld March 7, 2025

Jackson Blinman

A chill nonchalant sigma thats 7ft 2 black and has MASSIVE dreadlocks. He has a ten pack and bulging biceps. His cock his larger than an amazon box and hes into black trans women.

The boy got raped in the ass by Daniel Lu like how Jackson Blinman raped Rafael Zaslavsky beyond recognition and recovery.

by EricZengGlazeMaster3000 March 11, 2025

Noddy Blinkums

Balls, Nuts, Testicles, dangly bits, sack, bean bag,

Andrea was so pissed at Chris for buying “Jeff Goldblum" designer glasses that she kicked him square in the Noddy Blinkums.

by Distant Creeping Death April 19, 2025

Fallacy Blind Spot

The universal human glitch where you can spot a logical fallacy in your opponent's argument from a mile away but remain completely oblivious to the identical or even more egregious fallacies riddling your own. It's the cognitive equivalent of having flawless 20/20 vision for other people's dirt but wearing smudge-covered goggles when looking at your own. This blind spot turns every debate into a one-sided game of "Gotcha!" where you're always the catcher, never the caught, because your brain helpfully files your own reasoning under "Common Sense" instead of "Needs Inspection."

Example: "He spent the whole call-out thread meticulously dissecting someone's ad hominem attacks, while his entire opening post was a textbook straw man. Classic fallacy blind spot. He's a fallacy hawk when hunting others, but a fallacy ostrich when it comes to his own writing, with his head buried deep in the sand of self-righteousness."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

Science Blind Spot

The selective reverence for the authority of science while ignoring its process and limitations, especially when they're inconvenient. This manifests as treating settled science as an infallible dogma not to be questioned (blind scientism) or, conversely, dismissing robust scientific consensus in one area (like climate science) while uncritically accepting it in another (like aeronautics). It's using "science" as a stamp of approval or a cudgel, not as a method for inquiry.

Example: "He had a major science blind spot. He'd quote nutrition studies to justify his juice cleanse with religious fervor, but dismiss decades of climatology as 'just models' because accepting it would mean questioning his libertarian worldview. Science was his priest when it preached what he liked, and a liar when it didn't."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026