a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.
person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone
by bettyinacardigan August 29, 2021
long shaggy-looking haircut, like you’ve been isolated for months and all the barbers and salons are closed.
by beewalks January 10, 2021
by Carl Marximus December 22, 2017
Keller you Nigerian nipple hair
by Whippersnappers friend November 02, 2019
by i HAD a guzzlejuice May 13, 2022
Holy hair is small area of hair around a woman's vagina and her anus, that cannot be shaved, waxed or extricated. It is never a detour for any man or woman who really and truly love rimming and cunilingus.
Holy hair the only hair that men and women really like licking and sucking on and it almost never becomes detached from the female's orifices.
by Spanky1952 March 23, 2014
You have Noodle hair
by Hdhdvxdg March 20, 2022