tabs

talking about sum

“he texted me tabs “i miss you” 🤣🤣”

by babyjwyo November 23, 2025

Tabernacle octopus

A panty raider wanting to titty-fuck the girls at the party the more 211 she drinks

You see Sabrina turn into a tabernacle octopus after that shooottttgggguuuuunnnn!!!!

by Mrbrowndeliveryd December 15, 2025

Tabletopping

When you run into someone's low torso to leg region so they flip like a table.

Me and John were playing hockey, and I tabletopped him. Had to take him to the hospital for a concussion since we didn't have any helmets or safety gear. Bro was in a week long coma. Thank goodness he woke up, because I did NOT want to pay any funeral expenses. What were we talking about? Oh yeah, tabletopping.

by ozarka1 January 9, 2026

Table

Fuck the table it killed me twice (dw im a cat im chilling)

Me; hey how's it goin-
Random fucking asshole; table.
*The character named; 'me' shoots the Random fucking asshole 47 times*

by Giggleshitterseviltwinbrother January 13, 2026

tabbit

tony abbot

Oi tabbit come here so i can bounce on ur cock

by retard002 January 16, 2026

Cristmass Table

WHen your work, arrange a party around the Cristmass holiday. All of the employe dress up and drink untill their so wasted, that they do all sort of stupid things and try to hit on everything with a pulse.

I got a Cristmass Table tonigh, it will be awsome... maby i nail some of the girls from work.

by Monsterball November 22, 2005

Church tabernacle

its a fuckin weird church were they do weird ass cult shit and rape people

do go to the Church tabernacle you will be raped

by justin von wolfgang January 17, 2008