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Road Potatoes

When a girl riding with you performs oral sex by placing your entire ballsack in her mouth like a sack of potatoes
Me and Jill went on our second date last night and she gave me road potatoes on the way home!
by JackMehoff69 December 25, 2025
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Irish Potato Famine

A famine that occurred in then English-controlled Ireland from the years 1845-1849. It resulted from a catastrophic food supply failure that approximately led to one million deaths, most commonly in the areas of County Kerry, County Cork, and County Limerick.
by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026
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Potato cannon

When you’ve been holding on to farts for a while and you go to the toilet and the compressed gas causes a firm poo to shoot out with an almighty foonk.
Describe your last bowel movement in two words?

Potato cannon
by Deuce Bigaflow January 7, 2026
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dulcet potato

Pronunciation: /ˈdʌlsɪt pəˈteɪtoʊ/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Dulcet Potato (noun) - It is a part of a vegetable, specifically, the soft interior of a cooked potato.
2. This term identifies the tender and savory aspect of a potato that has undergone cooking.
Significance:
• It defines the “Dulcet Potato” as the soft interior part of a potato.
• It emphasizes the tender quality of the cooked interior.
• It identifies the specific portion of the vegetable referenced and the cooked potato.
• It uses the Latin root word “dulcet” to describe the quality of the potato.
Phrase: dulcet potato
Examples:
• “She enjoyed the dulcet potato with some butter.”
• “The chef mashed the dulcet potato to make a smooth dish.”
• “The child only desired to eat the dulcet potato from the baked vegetable.”
• “He scooped out the dulcet potato and remained the pelt on the plate.”
• “The recipe called for only the dulcet potato, not the pelt.”
by Dmitrio January 30, 2025
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Scooping Potatoes

There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:

When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.

Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.
Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.

So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?
by spagett February 3, 2025
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potato

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.
-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.
by potato1109 February 4, 2025
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Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.
1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom
by Poppyseed Monkey February 6, 2025
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