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do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy
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give me you wallet
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fuck off
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do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy
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by scared of streatham April 21, 2010
Get the Streatham nose job mug.The textual job, or "TJ" for short, is the act of giving overwhelming praise of an online post or an item in a post. The excessive praise borders on being "inappropriate" as product of ebullience over an idea. At times, the TJ can be used to garner additional respect, power or influence however it is generally just benign and derived from overflowing excitement.
Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.
Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.
1.) Did you see the textual job (TJ) that Matt gave Roy on his fantasy football draft idea? He absolutely loved the cost value by round proposal!
2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!
2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!
by JCoyote November 24, 2010
Get the Textual Job (TJ) mug.A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.
Job seeker
"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"
Job centre staff
"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"
14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"
Job centre staff
"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"
14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
by Split1234 January 10, 2014
Get the Volunteer job seeker mug.A toothless blowjob given in exchange for drugs from a family member (usually a first or second cousin)
by Messyjiggler77 November 23, 2013
Get the Akhiok Snow Job mug.When adorned in a full ninja costume, the act of approaching a blind civilian and swiftly inserting (no more and no less than) three fingers into said civilian's unsuspecting rectal cavity.
"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!
by jtroyanovski@umass.edu April 30, 2015
Get the Sneaky Tank Job mug.When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
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