Milk

Milk is sooooo good!
Dont you mean Malk?
We talking about mulk over here?? 🙃
by me no crap June 28, 2020
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milk

a thick, creamy liquid found in ur mom's bed when u were 5
u when u were 5: mommy, whats this milk i found in ur bed? it tastes delicious!
ur mum: ...
by _lupical June 06, 2022
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Milk

the thing your dad longs for, but never gets

(P.S. you won’t see him again.)
Have you seen my dad? He told me he went to go for the milk at our local market, but he hasn’t come back yet.
by a definitioner January 21, 2024
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milk

An item that will take a male parental unit (particularly of the African American variety), over 16 years to acquire from the grocery store.
Today, we gather to hereby postulate that milk is, contrary to popular belief, not only a beverage but rather a liquid which exists in a kind of quantum superposition, suspended between the contradicting states of broth and sauce. Although milk can be consumed as a beverage, another application of milk is to assist in the consumption of cereal. Of course, we know that cereal is obviously soup. This therefore elucidates the impression that milk is a broth in which the cereal is suspended - a kind of solvent - solute relationship, if you will. However, we also realise that if we possess more cereal than this broth, then the roles of solvent and solute will be reversed - that is, cereal will no longer be suspended in milk. Rather, milk will be suspended in cereal. We therefore conclude that in this state, milk becomes a kind of cereal sauce. Our next task is to conclude at what point this change occurs. We first observe the course of cereal soup consumption, (assuming that, of course, one begins consumption of cereal soup with more cereal than milk, and ends with more milk than cereal). We now observe that at the beginning of this process, milk takes the form of a sauce. However, by the end, milk has become a broth. We can now summarily conclude that contrary to all presently held presumptions, milk changes form from a sauce to a broth during the consumption of the soup.
by jiggler junior October 04, 2018
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Milk

Something my dad went to get and never came back with.
Okay I be right back I forgot the milk from the store.
by Dabhardmoore April 30, 2020
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Milk

Generally an opaque white-colored liquid of high water content but also rich in fat, proteins and simple carbohydrates. Not limited to mammal-produced liquids, milk is a noun that applies directly to liquid of this structure produced by nut fruits such as coconuts, walnuts, almonds, cashews, macadamias, pecans, etc.
That baby is milk drunk..addicted to the boobies.

The hardest part about being vegan is waking up at 5 AM to milk the walnuts.

Breastfed babies receive the majority of their nutrition and hydration from the milk their beautiful mamas produce.
by ohheygwen November 25, 2017
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Milk

Just like Sauce (style) but colder
so in fact you're cool and got the sauce a the same time
Damn with these shoes , You got the milk bro !
by Lil Rob$ March 16, 2018
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