john wayne 

1) An overrated actor that starred in a lot of shitty western movies. Can be compared to Tom Cruise. See asshole.

2) The antichrist.

3) A closet homosexual. The typical man of his era.

4) A man that has caused gays around the world to deposit on their computer screens. Their cum target. I hope he's fucking proud of himself. Whatta slut.

5) A derrogatory term, used on someone who likes western movies and enjoys listening to Johnny Cash.

"A picture of John Wayne is not a Mirror!!!!"

"You like western movies? Fag. Go fuck a horse, John Wayne."

"I'm glad John Wayne is dead."

john wayne by Tasty Ballsweat November 14, 2007

John Cena 

Grew up loving hip-hop and wrestling, being both a mainstream emcee(rapper) and wrestling superstar.

"The untouchable cat who's style is right. I can be mistaken for the smooth and silent type."

John Cena by Chad K July 22, 2008

john o'shea 

Fit Manchester United Player, mmm..

i would..

john o'shea by misslestah June 10, 2006

john cena 

pro wrestler, also stars in various movies such as "12 rounds".

is often called upon to draw parrallels with things that are intentionally bad or failing that... bad to such a degree that they no longer become disappointing.

i appreciated the twilight saga on the john cena level.

john cena by minigin May 4, 2011

John Kerry 

Contrary to popular belief, Kerry was not a liberal. Kerry was the first communist candidate to come close to becoming the United States of America's president. For more information, visit www.communistsforkerry.com

Heil Heinz!
For the U.S.S.A!

John Kerry by Scott August 18, 2006

John Cena 

An emcee who has one album out, and is a WWE Smackdown! wrestler.

"It's John Cena baby, and we heatin up the Beanpot.
Big up Boston, you know the whole team hot!"
"Yo, you check out that cat, John Cena, last thursday?"
"Word."

John Cena by K-Wulf July 16, 2008

john brown 

Star of the white rapper show. was the runner up of the whole show. created great tv when he was involved in fights with persia, $hamrock, and sully. claims to be king of the burbs. ghetto revival.

John Brown is a mad MC.

john brown by Nathan mofuckin Eck December 15, 2008