The Ice Man (Tim) 

The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.

It was hot out,so she hoped The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh...but he was just a melted cube of ice.

The Ice Man (Tim) by NorrisCode July 7, 2024

The Ice Man (Tim) 

The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.

On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.

The Ice Man (Tim) by NorrisCode July 7, 2024

Breathing Ice Cubes 

In the midst of difficult situations you have to close your chest and move forward with emotion

In text : 🫁🧊
In speech: I’m breathing ice cubes right now

Breathing Ice Cubes by real_lyfe_hood_poet July 14, 2024

Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.

“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”

Golden Ice Cream Cone by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024

Love Ice

A male orgasm product

I've got love ice all over my popcorn.

Love Ice by MurphNturf July 22, 2024

The Ice-Cream Guy

Some guy who makes catchy ass tunes about ice cream. Also well known for his smash hit "Dogs Bees & Fences"

Friend: Is that "The Ice-Cream Guy"?
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES

The Ice-Cream Guy by JupiterThePlanet8275 August 16, 2024

Baking ice 

Doing a task that accomplishes nothing

Police: What were you doing on the night of June 19th 2015
Me: I was baking ice
Police: How have you survived this long

Baking ice by NextJen October 30, 2024