myspacing facebook

people who use fake names and pose very slutty or flash their abs a.ka. the "myspace pose".

Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?

by peanutjane May 1, 2011

facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"

by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017

Facebook

An app for boomers who want to look at dumb and oversized(fat) people

Oh look at this stupid app facebook

by Udiridneodjrieo December 31, 2021

Facebook Probation

When Facebook punishes you by placing sanction(s) on your account to restrict what you can do instead of just putting you in Facebook Jail.

"Why didn't you comment on my post bro"

"I can't. I'm on Facebook Probation and can't comment on any posts until Monday"

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 12, 2022

Facebook

A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you

kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out

by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020

Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

Facebook Slam

Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."

This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.

"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."

by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016