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Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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smad boner

when a girl teases a guy at 2am then goes to sleep
“*** had a smad boner when **** fell asleep after teasing him” when a guy with a boner is smad
by pissedoff2amace March 25, 2020
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Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.
Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.
by SarahKelly April 19, 2020
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Domer Boner

When you rip the shmack so many times you get an erection.
Broooo I just got so domed, I think I even got a domer boner!”
by Tavanator February 17, 2020
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optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect
OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner
by Monoblanco February 21, 2020
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manus-boner

the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.
"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"
by borbersk May 6, 2020
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Boner

Guy: Hey look who it is!
Guy 2: Oh no it’s Charli, she gives me a boner.
by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020
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