vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023

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Get the vandalized the beanmug.

full beans

To live life, love, and all the rest to the fullest; to accept things as they are, with an optimism for the future; to be chill and open to whatever life brings you.

"I have 'full beans' tattooed on my arm."
"You have 'cool beans' on your arm? Like, the words? or just beans with sunglasses on?"
"No. 'Full beans'. It's just, everything's 'full beans', you know?"
"Is that a real phrase? Stop gaslighting me. Use it in a sentence."
"Give it 'full beans'. We just do life 'full beans'."
"Stop saying it like it's a common phrase. This is going to haunt me. Or even worse, I'll use it in a sentence naturally like 'Wow that's a cool car, full beans, dude.'"
"It started out as an inside joke."
"That makes so much more sense. Thank you for not making me feel like I'm the crazy person. Thanks for explaining it concisely. Enjoy your night. Goodbye. That wasn't very 'full beans' of you."

by y0rn0c November 14, 2023

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