Bumper sandwich

When you are backing your truck up and you hit a screaming goblin man with the back of your truck

man: how about a bumper sandwich booger lips hehehehehe.
goblin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by YellowSnow121 February 20, 2025

Schmeckle Sandwich

The act of shitting between two slices of wheat, must be wheat, bread. Then shoving it into your partners labia. Finally, allowing your best friend to eat said sandwich out of the labia.

Zack: "Hey Jonas! Let me finish that Schmeckle Sandwich from your girlfriends labia!"

Jonas: "No way man!! I'm starving!!"

by IMSZac January 29, 2024

trudeau sandwich

Have you heard of the trudeau sandwich? only 1 bun, no meat, the toppings are mayonnaise, and vinegar, you get 1 pickle, and no onions.

India cut off trade to Canada, no more pickles. Canadian farmers went bankrupt, no more Canadian meat. No more Canadians eggs, no more Canadian bacon. We had to do a trade deal with Europe because we couldn't afford to sell mayonnaise anymore. All our meat is from Mexico. And, with the Carbon Tax, we have a national bread shortage. Over 8 million Canadians going to the food bank.

"Did you try the Trudeau sandwich? $17, no meat, only 1 bun,1 pickles, no onions, add vinegar for the Liberal party flavour"

by ironfinn May 23, 2024

pedo sandwich

When you are in the middle seat of a family journey in between both ur grubby uncles.

Can we go for a pit stop it feels like a pedo sandwich back in here

by Banging and hanging December 11, 2024

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher

The Dumb Bubble Gum Pastrami Sandwicher

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

Snowy Mountain Balls Sandwich

A meatball sandwich or meatball sub that is topped with granulated sugar.

Erk: Lou what are you eating?

Lou: A snowy mountain balls sandwich

by Lou9896 April 8, 2024

Bad Sandwich

When you've started something and don't like it but feel an obligation to finish it.

Person 1: I'm about to watch some more of this TV show I started recently. I don't really like it, though.
Person 2: Why continue to waste your time on it if you don't like it?
Person 1: It's like a bad sandwich. I've already started it, so I might as well finish it.

by 1251strokes November 20, 2023