you can't hold water

Means you can't keep any secrets period

OMG I told Alyssa to keep the engagement a secret but she blew the surprise. I told her "you can't hold water damn"

by Ladycola September 3, 2016

F*cked a Cup of Water

To hit the "Wettest" Vagina, "She got that "Aquafina"

"Shorty Pus*sy was wetter than a Cup of water bruh...I just f*cked a cup of water

by Church Hill Bruh February 26, 2022

deep water pygmy jew

John Semeraro

John Semeraro sure is a deep water pygmy jew

by Slumdogdillionaire October 4, 2017

dumb ass under water

dumb ass under water means you're a person who is drowning because you don't know how to swim. However, dumb ass under water can be use in a funny or an expression.

" You look like a dumb ass underwater"
Dumb ass under water: a person who is drowing.

by Clay Jenson April 20, 2017

Ricky Martin water slide

When 69ing it is when a girl squirts in your face as she fingers you starfish

Maid 1: What happened in here!
Maid 2: Oh justin Bieber was here last night you know how he likes those ricky martin water slides.

by Jack oneoseven June 14, 2011

salt water taffy

A sexual(?) escapade where one deficates into a container, ejaculates on it and then he and/or his partner eats it. Like 2 girls 1 cup but the shit is covered in jizz.

Man the only thing that would have made 2 girls 1 cup hotter would be if they used Salt Water Taffy!

by Super_Nick_ May 27, 2009

blood is thicker than water

it's suppose to mean family before anything else; however many people say the phrase and don't really mean it since they would pick their friends over their sister/brother or cousins.

person 1: hey cuz wanna go to the movies?

person 2: um........ u gon on without me i wanna chill with my friends

second example

person 1: hey cuz i really don't like one of your freinds, she was being a bitch

person 2: omg how could u say that about my friend, she is such a goood person, u probaly pissed her off or something.

by ********************* April 1, 2005