the percy jackson fandom 

A fandom composed of three book series, a bunch of spin-offs + and a new show that is constantly shouting at the top of there lungs basically begging you to jump into a black hole of content. It's a fun black hole at least...

"Yeah, I'm in the Percy Jackson fandom"
"Oh no...Oh no..."
"That's right. Dam. Blue cookies."

the percy jackson fandom by that elf in ur closet December 20, 2023

The pumpy jumpy 

Term used to ask someone if they want to have sex or do a silly little dance, used when you aren’t sure if their standards are low enough for you

"hey, lets do the pumpy jumpy" "what the fuck"

The pumpy jumpy by Blue_777 January 28, 2024

the Michael Jordan of 

Someone who is considered as the greatest in their respective sports

Messi is the Michael Jordan of football

the Michael Jordan of by d3adp0ol23 January 31, 2024

The Trucker John 

Someone who is subpar at Madden and constantly loses too the big dawg.

Wow, I hope I never pull The Trucker John when we play together.

The Trucker John by iiNTenSiiFy March 13, 2024

The blonde jonny 

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

The blonde jonny by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

The Wet Jake 

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

The Wet Jake by Checkoff April 17, 2024

The Brian Jonestown Massacre 

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too

Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols

The Brian Jonestown Massacre by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024