by AladinSane February 8, 2025
Get the straighten my tie mug.A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
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LGBTQ Person: "Omg I hate straight people they are so disgusting"
Straight person: "You Were Created by a straight person"
Straight person: "You Were Created by a straight person"
by OFFICIAL RIZZLER March 10, 2025
Get the Straight People mug.If there is a word "Queerbaiting" for the straights, there should also be one for the gays! Introducing, STRAIGHTBAITING. Where lesbians and gays reunite to bait straights to bring them terror they give for the gays when they bait us.
These are the straightbaiters' objective:
1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS
These are the straightbaiters' objective:
1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS
Louisse: Oh my God, I know. I'm so straight. (Little do they know that I'm straightbaiting them BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)
by jasontoddxoxoxo March 12, 2025
Get the Straightbaiting mug.The name given to a consented pre organized refereed fight event between two people to settle a prolonged conflict or disagreement that they have failed to come to an agreement on and have past the point of resolving matter with discussion.
In representative of themselves or as a representative of opposing groups.
Used as a method of achieving peace on respectable terms with minimal casualties.
In representative of themselves or as a representative of opposing groups.
Used as a method of achieving peace on respectable terms with minimal casualties.
“We are having a straightener so we can put this all behind us.”
“We only fight with our fists, we don’t use weapons, we want a straightener.”
“We only fight with our fists, we don’t use weapons, we want a straightener.”
by RealMsgR March 30, 2025
Get the Straightener mug.(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
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(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
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(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
by Raizkii April 14, 2025
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