The best and most tasty shit on the planet, ever since the beginning of humanity people have been sucking milk from their moms tits, other moms tits, cow tits and even goat tits. It's nice, white and it has calcium. While Mountain Dew is unhealthy and piss yellow.
Skeleton Boi: Drink your milk bro, it's got calcium.
Mark: No.
Skeleton: No is not a valid answer so BE GONE THOT.
Mark: *spontaneously combusts*
Mark: No.
Skeleton: No is not a valid answer so BE GONE THOT.
Mark: *spontaneously combusts*
by Thot-destroyer March 21, 2018
Get the Milkmug. The cutest and sweetest person you will ever meet. Anybody who has any form of Milk in her/his name is a legend and shall be treated like royalty. They've been through a lot in life but still continue to be bubbly and cheerful. A true role model.
Boy: "Woah...that girl is so cute. What's her name?"
Girl: "Oh that's Milk! She has a heart of gold."
Girl: "Oh that's Milk! She has a heart of gold."
by Kita is my daddy (Mikky) May 26, 2020
Get the Milkmug. An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw
Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself
by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022
Get the milking chairmug. 
When you are with friends and that one really annoying friend who thinks they are your friend shows up, this is what to yell
by isaytomato November 6, 2022
Get the Kurdled milkmug. 