foot milk

that momment when your foot starts producing milk thats changing into cheese

bob: i got a case of a foot milk
James: cool bro my foot got deformed yesterday

by JIMMYLABO October 25, 2019

milk

cow juice

who calls cow juice, milk

by the man the myth the milk March 25, 2019

Milk

To describe someone or something as Boring

Guy 1: That party last night was a disaster

Guy 2: yeah it was pretty milk

by Niggtionary May 14, 2017

Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly May 4, 2018

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

Molly milk toast

A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.

I’d invite her but she’s so Molly Milk Toast and would bring the groups average down.

by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024

Milk man

The milk man has a glass of “milk” but it is just cum

I am the milk man that’s also not milk

by Wzlee08 August 23, 2022