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I wish I was dead

(Darling, no! Oh god, no no no. Please don't.. Look, I know I am just a stranger on the internet you just found but listen here, I just need to tell you this. I understand your feelings and desire for it but- but this isn't how you end it. You have so much potential. You- You are just.. lucky in your own way, maybe. I don't know you or what kind of life you've had but trust me, I had the same life too. Whether it's because of family issues, personal stuff, work problems, bullying, disability, harassments, whatever it is.. Don't. Even I have problems and I came here to define this term/help you all out. Please don't. You can do this. Even though we may have never met or will never do it. Just remember..

There is a person whose dream life is yours.
There is a person who thinks about you, indirectly.
There is a person who cares.
There is a person who smiles everyday because of you.
There is a person who healed because of you.

I wish to be the same person for you.

Keep smiling. Keep laughing. And never ever lose your bright joy in the dark tunnel of life and trauma.)

Anyways..

Actual Definition: A phrase either told as a joke by people when something bad happens or when they are in a situation or a phrase told by depressed and broken people who cannot take life's burden anymore and just wishes for the end of their existence to wipe away the pain and trauma.
EXAMPLE 1:

(Person 1 spills coffee over her new dress)

Person 1: Oh sh- (sighs) I wish I was dead.

Friends: (snicker) Dudee.. You can't say that-

EXAMPLE 2:
(Person 1 is depressed and alone)

Person 1: I wish I was dead-

Friend: Are you okay? Do you need help?

Person 1: ... yes.. Remember: It's okay to let go and ask for help

Friend: Let's talk. It's gonna be alright..
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Dead ting

When you see a boy who likes twiggy the girls tell him that she’s a dead ting
by Lol that’s funny July 11, 2019
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If it's red it's dead

This saying means, any motor vehicle that is painted red, will in some way, shape, or form be destroyed.
Whislin Diesel: “ If it's red it's dead
by Fhsd May 7, 2021
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I Dead To Be Figure

Basically means like your shocked (New York) slang only
“Bro you seen that video of Bryanna giving head.“

“You deadass? I dead to be figure bro”
by Happy N.Y. April 28, 2020
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Dead drop

Dead drop is place (like eaves, trash cans, some boxes, abandoned buildings etc.) used to secretly pass things (like drugs, reguled goods, weapons, and more things meant to be hidden from people) to the other person.

Dead drops are mostly used in locations with high police concentration, in states with bigger punishments for drugs etc.
P1: "Yo plug, you got my percs?" P2: "It's at the dead drop"
by Cheezy71 August 28, 2023
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Drop Dead Aiight

(Basically another word for ugly of fugly)
When a person who isn’t all that tries to talk about you or someone else and LITERALLY HAS NO ROOM TO TALK ABOUT ANYBODY‼️
Saying only pretty women can hang out with you when you are drop dead aiight looking AT BEST is something
by Beforrealwithyourself September 21, 2022
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