by Kagome_1274 July 27, 2006
Get the blow jobmug. mugger
give me you wallet
victim
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do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy
victim
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vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off
give me you wallet
victim
fuck off
mugger
do it or its a fuckin Streatham nose job for you boy
victim
fuck off
vitim is struck in the face with a chizzle and mugger runs off
by scared of streatham April 21, 2010
Get the Streatham nose jobmug. The textual job, or "TJ" for short, is the act of giving overwhelming praise of an online post or an item in a post. The excessive praise borders on being "inappropriate" as product of ebullience over an idea. At times, the TJ can be used to garner additional respect, power or influence however it is generally just benign and derived from overflowing excitement.
Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.
Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.
1.) Did you see the textual job (TJ) that Matt gave Roy on his fantasy football draft idea? He absolutely loved the cost value by round proposal!
2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!
2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!
by JCoyote November 24, 2010
Get the Textual Job (TJ)mug. When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.
aka PHJ
aka PHJ
by MeltStuff February 16, 2017
Get the Presidential Hand Jobmug. A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.
Job seeker
"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"
Job centre staff
"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"
14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"
Job centre staff
"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"
14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
by Split1234 January 10, 2014
Get the Volunteer job seekermug. A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
by Zack N119 December 21, 2020
Get the Mountainous Blow Jobmug. Effeminate employment characterized by men who are employed in positions in which all their work that day is focused upon the functions of their i phone.
Jerry took a picture of the contract and sent it in a text. He received your e mail and his planner told him he has a conference in an hour. Jerry has an i phone job. Take away his i phone and he don't know how to do shit.
by Liberation Theology January 7, 2020
Get the i phone jobmug.