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Jamaican Football

Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.
Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"

Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
by Dionysus Carthage June 11, 2018
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Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
by Cay7200 June 14, 2018
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Flappy foot

Flappy foot is normally a boy named Matt and he is incredibly clueless to when he puts his leg in the air and his fat jiggles on his leg! U definitely want to be this kids friend if u have a chance.
by Happysquid February 20, 2018
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Web footed chicken

Look at those web footed chickens eating the leftovers on the beaxh
by Materlizard May 8, 2018
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seven-foot twelve

A more fun way to say eight-foot
Why do you have to be seven-foot twelve, dude?
by 413XN0$!C May 11, 2018
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sex football

A style of play that is beautiful to watch with no shithousery. It is like football porn.
Wow, Manchester City are playing sex football!
Who doesn't love a bit of sex football?
by ajkl19 July 28, 2018
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American Football

A sport that Americans play because they don't know how to differentiate the foot from hands.
Josh: "American Football is great because you can use your hands."

Josh is an idiot.
Don't be like Josh.
by Soupaquite July 30, 2018
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