cock-blocking

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.

Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011

Cock Pocket

This is what is called a vagina

Johnny penetrated suzzy's cock pocket.

by Jon Bout April 14, 2008

smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

cock crazy

The adjective used to describe women and men the cant decide which person (cock) to flirt with that night. Most commen forms of this are teenage girls.

Liz went cock crazy last night at the party.

by The R!!! September 30, 2009

Cock Junky

One who is addicted to cock.

"Dude, She's a cock junky" or "you cock junky"

by Derrick B August 23, 2006

cock block

n. one who interrupts an act of sexual intimacy, such as hooking up or having sex, by opening doors, calling phones, etc.

Can also be used in the verb form, "cock blocking"

Yo, homie -- close the door! Why you cock blockin`? Can't you see we're in the middle of sumthin?

by TE AM0 August 25, 2005

Cock Block

The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.

e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.

by retepa May 6, 2007