cock block

to interfere with a man trying to pick up a girl.

((Mike is Hitting on a Girl as Bobby Yells Across The Room))
Bobby : "Hey Mike did you get your herpes medicine yet?"
Mike : "Man, why you always tryna cock block me?!"

by xxcHoLa May 28, 2006

Cock Pocket

This is what is called a vagina

Johnny penetrated suzzy's cock pocket.

by Jon Bout April 14, 2008

smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

cock-blocking

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.

Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011

Cock Junky

One who is addicted to cock.

"Dude, She's a cock junky" or "you cock junky"

by Derrick B August 23, 2006

flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

cock block

n. one who interrupts an act of sexual intimacy, such as hooking up or having sex, by opening doors, calling phones, etc.

Can also be used in the verb form, "cock blocking"

Yo, homie -- close the door! Why you cock blockin`? Can't you see we're in the middle of sumthin?

by TE AM0 August 25, 2005