cock block

to interfere with a man trying to pick up a girl.

((Mike is Hitting on a Girl as Bobby Yells Across The Room))
Bobby : "Hey Mike did you get your herpes medicine yet?"
Mike : "Man, why you always tryna cock block me?!"

by xxcHoLa May 28, 2006

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smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

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Cock Pocket

This is what is called a vagina

Johnny penetrated suzzy's cock pocket.

by Jon Bout April 14, 2008

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cock-blocking

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.

Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011

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Cock Junky

One who is addicted to cock.

"Dude, She's a cock junky" or "you cock junky"

by Derrick B August 23, 2006

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flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

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