boner-cide

An adjective/noun used to describe faeces found in someone's anus that they were not aware of, usually occurs during foreplay between male/male couples.

*John retracts his finger from Joe's anus*

John: "Yeah...maybe we should do anal another time..."
Joe: "...I've gotta drop a deuce, don't I?"
John: "Mhm. Talk about boner-cide."

by Misan July 4, 2011

Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection

Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.

by Jayhawk806 March 8, 2021

demi boner

A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.

Girl: "You're so hard right now"
Guy: "Yeah, I've got a demi boner"

by Poomah May 9, 2018

Giggle Boner

When you’re getting that slurpy top and she lets out a little laugh as your kids slide down her throat, sounding like wet socks on a slippery dance floor

My guy flap got that good ole giggle Boner by that banging 10 leaving the bar (might have been a gay bar)

by Daddysocks19 August 3, 2024

Boner

When a dog chews a bone or a dog toy it’s called a boner

John: just got a new dog

Emily: oh he has a boner

by Whenbigchungusissus April 6, 2021

bonerable

When you are vulnerable to needing sex once teased by a second party, and not yourself. You simply cannot fight it.

Jonny- "Yo, let's hit the strip club!"
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."

by gasti phunk April 16, 2017

boner drum

When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass

Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you

by Jmaddfox July 20, 2016