When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.
by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020
Get the J Veggiemug. 
This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
by AinstuLive September 30, 2023
Get the Mike J-Jonesmug. by 11th grade man November 29, 2019
Get the Landon J Williamsmug. someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
by babefest July 17, 2021
Get the mary j bligemug. by joe995 January 14, 2025
Get the J. D. Vancemug. by Rbuds August 25, 2017
Get the Ulia jmug.