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sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
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Irish-sandwich

The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.
That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.
by anonymous February 5, 2021
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Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.
"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"
by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020
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Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
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stale sandwich

That time when your drunk and do a hot sandwich , but fall asleep and when you wake up the shit is crusty .
Oh man. I was so shitfaced last night ! Had sex with this girl and she gave me a hot sandwich. But i passed out and by the time i woke up , she was gone and that hot sandwich turned to a stale sandwich .
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Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.
"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."
by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025
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