Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018
Get the sit on a ham sandwich with mustard! mug.The act of having a threesome with two Irish people and having a non- Irish person sandwiched inbetween.
That Irish-sandwich was so good last night.
by anonymous February 5, 2021
Get the Irish-sandwich mug.A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.
by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020
Get the Australian Sandwich mug.Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)
I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.
by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022
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Get the interracial sandwich mug.That time when your drunk and do a hot sandwich , but fall asleep and when you wake up the shit is crusty .
Oh man. I was so shitfaced last night ! Had sex with this girl and she gave me a hot sandwich. But i passed out and by the time i woke up , she was gone and that hot sandwich turned to a stale sandwich .
by joe blob aka. mr lover lover July 19, 2014
Get the stale sandwich mug.when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.
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