wonk

a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

That guy is a real policy wonk

by Al August 27, 2004

wonka

An adjective that originates from the name of one of the principle characters in Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The character, Willy Wonka, was a wacky and deranged owner of a chocolate factory. The term was first used in its full form, but has now been shortened simply to 'wonka'.

The term is commonly used to describe anything that is bizarre and/or nonsensical. Both a person and thing can be referred to using this adjective.

"Did you hear what Vicky just said to me? She must be wonka!"
"That drawing that Stacia made is wonka, but I didn't want to say anything."
"Did you see what Amanda did today? She is wonka."

by J FizzleDizzle August 2, 2006

wonkery

Engineering for the sake of engineering.

Backbone.js can seem like pure wonkery, but it supplements the development of client side apps simply.

by inreflection February 17, 2013

Daddy Wonka

It's when a older male takes a female to the basement with a wonka chocolate bar and fucks her until he cumms all over her ear lobes.

Girl: Oh that guy I was dating daddy wonka'd me so good.

by BigWonka666 May 4, 2017

Chili Wonka Burger

A burger that comes with chili

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chili Wonka Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Willy Wonker

The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.

Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.

by Dawnstopper February 20, 2022

Wonky.

(noun)

1. A rare animal with the right leg a foot longer than the left. thus, making them waddle around in circles. their mating call is an obscure rooster/donkey/trumpet-like "woooonnnkkyyyyyy" they have wings with ever-shedding feathers. tail of a Kangaroo. other features vary. they often live in warm climates but also at the summer camp, tanager lodge. the first wonky was born in front of the dishwashing porches in late afternoon infront of 3 kids washing dishes. the only 3 witnesses. meanwhile the rest of the camp was throwing balls at eachother during an intense game of dodgeball.

(adj)
2. see other definitions for "wonky"

wonky's are wonky.
that's it.

by SaeBaCai March 14, 2007