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woke by terrilla February 14, 2023
While most of the youth use this term to describe someone who is cool and “dripped out”, I use it in a different sense. Personally, I use it to describe someone who is aware of the world. For example, if someone is knowledgeable on climate change or racial/social issues and is aware that these issues are indeed issues, they would be considered woke.
Jesse Pinkman: Who is more woke: that bitch ass chimpmunk Alvin or Zendaya?

Walter White: Most likely Zendaya. She is a real person and has experienced real discrimination.

Jesse Pinkman: But, Yo! He’s a chipmunk! Wouldn’t he be discriminated against?

Walter White: I don’t know Jesse, let’s get back to work.

Jesse Pinkman: Come on, Mr. White, can we have some fun? You’re like so old dude!
Woke by waterproofcans February 20, 2023
(Adj.) The state of awareness by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior
Sasha said she was woke and pro choice because nobody wanted to fuck her.
Woke by Jew_intheright February 22, 2023
to latch onto what ever social trend is popular at the moment usually based on ideas of faked oppression and talk about how everyone is a victum except white men, unless you are gay or trans and like to make love to children

woke person a: let me use my phone that was manufactured in part by slave labor around the world to post to some social media platform, that this restaurant does not give out free food for the homeless who also happen to be gay and trans and black, which is reason enough to give them their own restaurant let along a little free food once in a while, i mean these people build this country. i am so woke, why cant everyone be charitable with other peoples stuff like me? its time to woke it up my pimps.

person b: nope, stop pretending to be woke and get a job you sparkly wiggle
im here to woke it up and get some free stuff.

if i lie cheat and steal enough i might be able to get my woke book published then we will be living like kings before old whitely enslaved us and made us earn our keep for a very short while, thank the gods these dumb ass white people are pretending to be all woke-n-sheeeyyit

person a: hey did you see sam brinton was wearing the clothes he stole from random women while out doing pr stunts for the government and other woke none sense?

person b: why was sam brinton hired? clearly he has a problem, dude walks around like a women, he makes me want to punch kittens in their cute little fuzzy faces

person a: oh because ignoring actual problems that matter is not woke, and hiring someone who has all sorts of red flags and ignoring them couldnt be more woke, espcialy if their only skill is liing and stealing, this is double bonus woke points
A "euphemism" used to define a complete and total f*cking idiot.
"I am WOKE, therefore a moron."