During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014

The woman who is deprived of her man's attention while he spends all his time obsessing over the presidential campaign.
by Candyland909 August 18, 2016

When a bigger gal of colour (eg. Lizzo) is on her period and smothers a man do death by sitting on his face.
"Chad didn't die in vain, he went out like a hero by black widow while eating Lizzo out on her period. Unfortunately, he didn't quite make it out."
by Randolph Zanzibar March 30, 2023

A woman who obsesses over the image of a man. Although she can live a normal life and move on she feels a void. If she’s able to remeet the man if she’s sensible she’ll see he was nothing she imagine. If unsensible will go back to him despite his red flags.
People who suffer from alpha widow syndrome are able to live normal lives and grow and find someone better but the image they gave a person distorts reality so they’re not able to see things for how they are.
The spiritual may also call this a soul tie.
People who suffer from alpha widow syndrome are able to live normal lives and grow and find someone better but the image they gave a person distorts reality so they’re not able to see things for how they are.
The spiritual may also call this a soul tie.
by Unija777 February 12, 2024

by jackdewitt February 21, 2023

a white widow saps you dry of your resources and funds and things and claims to fame she is the hoe to beat in your life. she also claims to fame she loves you beyond measure. this hoe is usually guised as your guardian angel. after she strings you along and saps you dry of all you had, she loves her white widow male the best. you don't have the best of her love. just her worst for kicks with money.
this white widow hoe swears she's the one. she just wants to scam me. thinks I'm a sucker for her antics.
by aromabinger November 28, 2024

When a dude is receiving a blow job, and just about to cum, and the giver scrapes their teeth on the penis, stopping the whole production in its tracks.
"Hey man, how's it going with Danielle?"
"Oh, I dunno dude, it might be over. She white widowed me last night. AND the night before! I can't be with someone who can't handle the size, I've got bite marks on my dick and it's painful!"
"Oh, I dunno dude, it might be over. She white widowed me last night. AND the night before! I can't be with someone who can't handle the size, I've got bite marks on my dick and it's painful!"
by Blonde Girl 2 March 8, 2024
