Shipping Weasel 

Someone who sells on Ebay but always charges waaaaay too much for shipping because that's how they make their profits without having to pay Ebay so much.

I nearly bought a replacement Ipod on Ebay the other day but the shipping weasel wanted $45 to send it.

Shipping Weasel by Johnny Huh October 14, 2005

grade weasel

Students who beg for higher grades without putting work or effort forth, or serious justification for raising it.

A student who earns a 68% in class and begs for a C- so they can graduate is a grade weasel.

grade weasel by Nick-O-SD June 13, 2008

parking weasel 

A city employee whose only function is to generate revenue for the city by handing out parking tickets for such ridiculous offenses as "not turning your wheels to the curb when parked on a hill", "no front license plate", or "meter violations when you haven't stepped out of your car yet to feed the meter".

They are often seen hovering around "no parking after 5PM" zones at 4:57PM.

Attention party guests, if you parked on the hill, please make sure you turned your wheels to the curb, we have a bad problem with parking weasels.

parking weasel by geedavee June 16, 2010

grouchy weasel 

When the girl's on top (reverse cowgirl) and you form your hand in the shape of a weasel's head and burrow it into her asshole saying, "Pop goes the Weasel!"

I snuck a grouchy weasel into Gretchen last night, and she moaned like a Wildebeest!

grouchy weasel by _Smit July 31, 2011

turbo weasel 

•A guy, Gollum like in nature.

•Someone, who usually motivated by their own underwhelming penis, is always trying to profit in one way or another.
•A guy who would steal jewellery from an open casket.
•A dick who excels at being a dick.

Q: "Isn't Jenny's Ex-fiancé a Stockbroker?"
A: "Yeah he's a real turbo weasel douche bag."

turbo weasel by crosscomox December 20, 2013

wank weasel 

An ugly, foul smelling narcissist who prays on good natured individuals. These types are often bi-as-fuck and will fuck and suck anything and anyone to make themselves feel better about their sad existence.
They have no real friends because everything they do or say is usually a lie.
Wank Weasels usually die alone.
Often termed as a Sweaty Nonce by some.

Person 1: Wank Weasel just employed another young girl.
Person 2: Damn! Another one?! He’s just a Wank Weasel.

wank weasel by TheMexicanMashbanana December 17, 2022

Roping The Weasel

A term for whacking it.

Person 1:I roped that weasel so much last night it became numb.

Person 2: Dudeeee Roping The Weasel, classsic

Roping The Weasel by $ The Wealthy Possum Hunter $ October 2, 2010