Waldork

A person with a severe mental deficiency. They lack logic, critical thinking, intelligence, and gender. IF one is detected, it should be aborted without regard for age, nationality, legal preceding or social standing.

Get a life your fucking waldork

by U a cunt February 3, 2017

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A Transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like Nature and Self-Reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullshit he can think of. Long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. Emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming homosexual with his protege, Henry David Thoreau, who lived in a fucking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.

All the teachers say that you shouldn't write like that idiot Emerson.

by Winky March 4, 2005

Waldoboro Maine

Where the most disgusting, disrespectful, std/hiv piece of trash rednecks, sluts, stoners, and emos resign.

"Dude, this girl from Waldoboro Maine just messaged me on Facebook!"
"Stay the fuck away from her yo, her whole family is incest and i heard she got herps from her cousin dad brother uncle"

by bitchassniggaho July 1, 2015

Waldroned

Fucked it up

Ha ha, forgot to underscore the whatsapp message correctly for italic effect, fuck me, waldroned it big time

by Yippedety June 10, 2021

Dirty Waldo

The term 'Dirty Waldo' originated in the South, particularly Greenville, South Carolina involving ass-to-mouth (atm) action then the penis going back into the ass, then her best friends mouth, then the male disappears. It has often been described by the AEK (Ass Eaters Klan) as an initiation right in reference to their Founder Waldo who invented this move then founded the AEK hence after.

DAAAMNN Playa...You in the AEK? How did you get a girl and her friend to do the "Dirty Waldo"??

by DJWALDO May 22, 2019

Saffron Walden

A large town in the Uttlesford district of Essex. Possibly one of the nicest towns in Essex, however you do get one or two chavs in some parts of the town.
Saffron Walden has a mixture of people, many of whom are old, others are younger, especially the super hot girls who always go to Weatherspoons. It is also near Cambridge, so the people are respectable. It is a wonderful little town

It has a number of places to visit:

Audley End House - A famous English Heritage property that is often on the front cover of their handbook. Recommended fr the under 8s and 50+

The Common - A field of grass with an ancient maze on it. There is also a play area. At Bonfire Night, a quite large fireworks display is held there.

Bridge End Gardens - A garden with a bridge. Admittedly, it could be a number of bridges, but I would opt for the one on Bridge Street (however the river does then go into a culvert, so only one side is a bridge really).

The Museum - A collection of old stuff

The Church - It's big

Person A: "Where did you go on the weekend?"
Person B: "I went to Saffron Walden - we made a day of it!"

by EssexM8 December 21, 2013

Waldersluts

Girls from Walderslade in Kent who are sluts or go to Walderslade Girls School (who are mostly sluts anyways) get the name Waldersluts.

As most girls in Medway are sluts, the term can be widely used.

Walderslade has a high chav population as its joined to Chatham, which is the reason why so many sluts live here.

David - Do you want to have sex tonight?
Alice - But we've only been going out a month?
David - So? Your 16, i'm 29. Lets f**k.
Alice - Oh, okay. As i have been sleeping with your best mate.

Waldersluts are easy

by Micheal Homewood July 16, 2008