Turn left

To opt for a more challenging, ‘uphill’ road in a life situation, even if an easier option is readily available.

Dude! Don’t be such a pussy, turn left for once in your life.

by YbotnVag February 11, 2020

tickle my turds

An expression of encouragement from a passive gay partner (or possibly from a female buggeree) indicating that they are ready and willing to have their drains cleaned.

"Never mind those celebrities in the jungle, Ant, come back to bed and tickle my turds!"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

turn to

To start working. A U.S. Navy expression.

See turn and burn

"Alright! Let's turn to."

by acemery February 6, 2005

KT Tunstall

A scottish folk singer/songwriter who released her debut album 'eye to the telescope' in february of 2005. She is a rising new talent in the area of singer/songwriting and her album has already sold over a million copies. Brilliant album. She's also a great live act. Talks to the crowd a hell of alot about random stuff.

Throw Me A Rope is a kick ass song.

"Hey man have you seen of KT Tunstall?"
"Yeah, she's pretty hot."
"You Knows it!"

by Sceptile_Master July 21, 2006

main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.

We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

gran turismo

Greatest Video-Game racing series in exsistence..
if you love cars.. you HAVE to love the GT series.

also.. for the best console, PS2, and with the release of GT4.. Gran Turismo is once again setting standards for racing games..


also.. it is the complete opposite of games like Need For Speed Underground which completely disgraces the racing scene.. and the street racing scene.. filling white boys head with fake images of what its really like so they go out and completely RAPE a good import and make HONDA's look as bad as they do now..

but true fans know.. only fake ass faggots and white people hate.. end.

SHIT NIKKUH I JUS GOT GT4 FUCK YEA.. time to hit up the PS2

by GT for Lyfe February 24, 2005

left turn

The tard ass left turn that a buddy of mine made on his way to get some action. The dude had just picked up the girl from her house and they were on their way to the park to "chill" until the girl said that she got hungry. My buddy knew he had to get her that medium fry because it would lead to the best results. The only problem is that this dude was in such a rush to get his that he made this retard ass left turn into McDonald's and completely cut traffic in process. That tard ass left turn didn't even pay off because he didn't even get no action later on LOL. This mf deadass basically risked his life making a left turn thinking he was gonna really get some and then only got used for free food💀💀💀💀💀

*Ray Naker and Henry following their buddy who thought he was gonna get some*
*Buddy makes a dumb ass left turn into McDonald's and fucks up all the other drivers on the road*
Henry: Wtf, tard left turn

by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020