Tumblr-Staff 

To make a situation or thing worse than originally was, despite constant criticism. Based off of the staff on Tumblr, who consistently create unnecessary updates that the users hate.

Man, Jimmy really tumblr-staffed our chances for the finals when we told him not to try and go for those three-point shots.

Tumblr-Staff by Undead32 October 19, 2015

Tumblr Girl

A teenage white girl who likes to post depressing selfies and put a quote that's supposed to be inspirational and inspire people and make them either:
A. Fall in love, or
B. Not kill themselves
Or song lyrics as the caption. They are usually very pretty, but if someone comments on their picture like "You're so pretty!", they'll be like "I'm nowhere near pretty, but you're gorg!" They post pictures of their food and Starbucks, too. Oh yea, and they write in all lowercase. They'll never admit their a tumblr girl and they are either hippies or emo girls. They like vintage clothes by the way.

Tumblr girl: *Takes selfie wearing a crop top and high waisted shorts, looking to the distance and not smiling in front of a brick wall. Posts selfie. Sets caption as "I'll wait for you forever, because I honestly don't want anybody else"*
Normal girl: *Comments on picture* "OMG you're so gorgeous!!"
Tumblr girl: "I'm far from gorgeous, but you're perf♡"

Tumblr Girl by crocs > uggs December 30, 2013

Tumblr Crush 

A crush on someone you've met on Tumblr or a crush on their blog.

Anne: I have a Tumblr crush on someone I've met online.
Billy: I have a Tumblr crush on your blog.

Tumblr Crush by billy72 January 20, 2012

Tumblr Feminist 

A female, usually a teen or pre-teen, occasionally older, that claims all men are misogynist pigs, and pointlessly whine about the pay gap, or other normal topics which they verbally complain about, but don't actually do anything that will change it. They commonly mistake idealism for sexism, and use countless double standards.

Tom- I heard Katie's a tumblr feminist now
Jake- Yeah, she kept bitching and moaning about men and how they're all pigs
Tom- It's probably because she can't get a boyfriend

Tumblr Feminist by Scarlett Blowhandjob June 20, 2014

Tumblr Girl

Someone of any race, that enjoys spending their time on tumblr as appose most other social media’s. Spends their days reblogging things that relate to them or things they genuinely enjoy. Whether it be art, poetry, fandoms, memes, etc. They feel extremely connected to other tumblr users as outsiders don’t understand. Someone that is usually anti social, (but not always) and feels better about letting their feeling out over an app where millions relate and judge less. Usually isolated and finding peace in the app.

I’m more of a tumblr girl, I prefer tumblr over any other social media.

Tumblr Girl by Deadsely June 30, 2021

Tumblr-Nist

Tumblr-nists are feminists whose active base of duty is Tumblr, as implied by the name. They are always patrolling the internet to see if a man says he can do something with an amount of skill, and then rant about how they can most likely do it better, while everyone scrolls past their really stupid comment thinking, "You probably couldn't you normie."

Tumblr-Nist : I swim 2.5 kilometers a day.
Actual Sane Person: Yeah,as an anchor.

Tumblr-Nist by Based skeltal doot dooter March 11, 2016

Tumblr Famous People

people who either
1. post naked pictures
2. own a 5,000 dollar camera
3. take cute pictures with their boyfriend/girlfriend
4. are flawless
5. all of the above

me: *post epic picture*
-10 minutes later.... 2 notes
tumblr famous people: *post picture of grass*
-10 minutes late....1,000 notes

Tumblr Famous People by thatonechickkkk May 26, 2012