Jelly Tots

A young ladies nipples. In particular, the state of on a cold day.

Heavens to murgitroyd Nigel, its rather a brisk wind today. Can you see the state of that young girl's Jelly Tots.

by Martin austin December 30, 2004

tots

abbreviation of "totally"

Emily: "You wanna go to the mall?"
Me : "TOTS!!!!"

by catholicschoolgirls4life April 20, 2006

Tainter-tots

wonderful little balls of poop, lint, and vanginal secretions pasted in the area between the cooter and anus.

"When I was done with her, I had her Tainter-tots stuck to my balls. Luckily I was out of tater tots so I fried them up for dinner"

by April Mary June 16, 2007

toots

derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie Roll." The name "Tootsie" is short for Tutankhamen, the King of Egypt during the XVIII Dynast. The Tootsie Roll is also sometimes given the racist pseudonym "nigger-roll"- which is obviously horrible- however unknowingly accurate since the candy is already a euphemism for this.

"Hey toots, come take a look at this shit I left in the toilet!"

by Aron Taylor January 12, 2005

totse

Totse is the best website in the world. It's a place where complete idiots and intilectuals come together to make a wonderful and happy community.

The only thing better than mary jane is being on mary jane while looking at totse.

by Vladimir Lem August 21, 2005

potty trots

A case of diarrhea; slang for pain in pelvic areas and diarrhea

I was guarding the safe until i got the potty trots.

by Artman201 August 20, 2011

ninja toots

Verb: when you're laying in bed, hungover, next to your one night stand and you need to sneak a fart.

I hope that hot guy didn't smell my ninja toots this morning.

by sherbz June 21, 2014