Two man trumpet

When two men take turns blowing another man, and while alternating, one fingers the recipient's asshole as if using the finger buttons on a trumpet to the tune of his favorite song.

"I just got two man trumpeted by my homies for my birthday and they even finger buttoned my asshole to the Happy Birthday Song!"

Two man trumpet by Betty Be Nasty August 31, 2018

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crotch trumpet

the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others

Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!

crotch trumpet by Sneaky September 1, 2004

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Related Words

trumpet • trumpeting • trumpette • Trumpet Player • Trumpeteer • trumpeter • trumpet of patriots • trumpet section • trumpet boy • trumpet butt

Girl trumpet player

The strongest of the trumpet players. Girl Trumpet Players don't only show the boys that they can play a hard/ manly instrument, it also gives them the strongest lips. Girl Trumpet Players are the best kissers

Wow, she was a good kisser. She must be a Girl trumpet player

Girl trumpet player by Girl Trumpet Player June 28, 2015

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face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

face trumpet by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

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tub trumpet

When one places spread buttocks against a bathroom tub and releases flatulence. Creating a loud vibrating noise.

I wanted to anounce my presence in the home so i performed a tub trumpet to make myself known.

tub trumpet by Big whale blowhole February 25, 2017

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Nasal trumpet

During oral copulation, the gag reflex kicks in simultaneously with ejaculation, causing the jizz to flow retrograde out the nasal passage creating a trumpet like sounds.

I think I got a sinus infection from the nasal trumpet my boyfriend gave me last week...

Nasal trumpet by AMFK August 1, 2019

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clunge trumpet

When a lady expels air from her clunge hole with force

when i was supermannig that ho she let out a clunge trumpet.

clunge trumpet by clunge king April 26, 2009

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