Trombone Player

Arguably the second worst type of member in a concert band (second only to the drummer). Trombone players generally lack not only in timing, but are also extremely inept at pitching notes.

1)How do you get a trombone player to take a solo?
Who cares?

2)That trombone player is beautiful Royden as bad a the drummer.

by Chrystoph June 17, 2007

bacon trombone

Offensive slang term for the aorta, especially in context of transgressive sex.

I heard that (s)he take it up the bacon trombone.

by lex November 25, 2004

Purple Trombone

Love trumpet

She liked the flowers so much, I even got her to play the purple trombone.

by Neil H May 27, 2004

Rusty Trombone

Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.

Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.

red wings

by dawnpatrol February 18, 2011

tromboned

total annihilation from cannabis intoxication

I'm tromboned out of my curlers!

by twed April 23, 2004

rusty trombone

When engaged in anal sex you take your dick out and it has shit on it. Your partner then starts to suck your dick and makes you say something due to pleasure.

She just didn't suck my dick she gave me a rusty trombone.

by spazzy690 March 22, 2011

trombone scone

a trombone scone is what happens when zack armstrong goes for a swim lol i know because laura bell told me this during our hot steamy pillow fight last night

oh my god it was bearly there he was like a total trombone scone next time were gonna wait a ehile after he goes swimming that was just disapointing

by tehe zack you know February 6, 2005