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Hi im a townie......some one please put me out of my scum bag un-educated going nowhere in life misery and shoot me in the head with the biggest gun you can find.
Im really cool, i cant fight without 6-10 of my mates, to take on one guy so ill throw some food on him.... owwie such pain. oh no not paint you might stain my school clothes..... cunt you think we care, from the eternal sayings of the 4hed JUST DIE
townie by xxRossCorexx April 30, 2004

Townie Girl 

Female member of the Townie Species, often takes part in unsafe mateing with randome people at a low age, often smokes and talks like they have a major trought infection or dont know how to comtrol the pitch of there voice. they eat a very small amount a mounth and the stomach is lined with swallowed tobaco and seemen. can be found in allyways street corners Mc donalds and other places a penis can be found
"INIT BRUV!! IM A TOTAL SLAG MAN!!! YOU WANT A BLOW JOB OR A FUCK!? WAIT IN LINE!! PLEASE TAKE A TICKET BRUV!! men on left and women on right"

See Also - HOOKER, SLUT, LIVESTOCK, PREGNANCY, AND OTHER DEMINING THINGS
A townie is merely a 'normal' person. Someone is not quite a (chav), (goth), (grunger) or (emo). This does not always mean they are decent, it could just be that they aspire to be a chav but have not quite made it yet. It is quite a vague title that shows little about the induvidual, except that they have not made a real effort to belong to an induvidual 'group.'
townie by Catherine D September 19, 2005
A stupid arse man beast licking cult, who thinks that they look good in a tracksuit....you stupid townies....you all look the same in your lacoste tracksuits...l.tracksuits are used for running round a track in....hence TRACKsuit....stupid fools.

They all go round beatin people who are younger than them up, an think their hard, cos they can beat up nine year olds.

They all try an get into pubs, but can't cos they look about twelve in their Lacoste tracksuites.

They try an take the piss out of every one who isn't wearin a tracksuit.....so they basically have a go at people who have style

They have idols like sean paul, who is a stupid rapper boy, who eats his own poo

They all go round in crappy cars that they try to make look good, by putting a stupidly big spoiler on the back.

They all listen to dance music, which is the worst music ever, it has no tune, an just repeats itself.

They always say "arr mate" which is well gay

THEY ALL SUCK ASS, STUPID TOWNIE'S BUMMERS.....GO EAT POO....GO EAT SEAN PAULS POO......BITCH LICKERS
"hey look, what a suprise there's a "crew" of townie's all dressed the same, hey look they're listening to dance music........."

townie: "arr mate,...there's a goth.....lets beat him an his mates up, mate"

Goth:"take that you bitch licking crew"...beats up all the weak townie's....destroy's their boy racer car, snaps their dance music CD's, then eats them all......"stupid townie's.....will you ever learn....DANCE MUSIC IS CRAP, LISTEN TO ROCK!!!! YOUR ARE NOT HARD!!!! YOU HAVE NO STYLE!!!! YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!!!!! AND WHY DO YOU SAY 'MATE' SOO MUCH!!! STUPID BITCH LICKERS!!!!
im a townie n i aint lyk dis this is all d bad townies. we is gd ppl innit n dnt ave kids n crap by d age of like 15 or wat eva ya chattin bout. i ave REAL burberry not fake so u chattin shit. i dnt even lyk cider. all me golds real n not tacky. i dnt go round startin on ppl 4 no reason so fukin get ur facts ryt
c am a gd townie! lmao ye ryt we all r innit!
townie by townie_hoe October 21, 2004

Toniesha 

The most ratchet person that you will ever meet in your lifetime.
Toniesha: *yelling* shut the fuck up
Me: Were in the library lower your voice
Toniesh: IDGAF
Toniesha by Awesomeness1029 November 28, 2012