Towel Week

A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.

Guy #1- Dude, is that the Japanese flag on your bed?

Guy#2- Nah man, it's just towel week.

by Ron Speed December 25, 2012

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cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.

Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel

by Jaggerz February 25, 2017

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goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.

mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.

by jimmybomm April 13, 2021

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