cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.

Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel

by Jaggerz February 25, 2017

dry towel

when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

by communitities April 17, 2018

Boob towel

A towel for your sweaty boobs!

"His significant other had a boob towel!"

by Dervollius April 16, 2021

goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.

mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.

by jimmybomm April 13, 2021

Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .

AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.

by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023

Turkey towel

A hit of lsd.

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.

by Snake trap January 17, 2018

towel wrap

When you are having oral sex and you turn her over and cum on her back so the cum wraps around her back and to the front of her body.

I gave Makenzie a towel wrap yesterday, it felt like heaven.

by DAT KKK BOI so suck it May 22, 2017