Protein torpedo

As she farts, shoot your load inside her arsehole.

She farted just as I was ready to finish, gave me the perfect opening for my protein torpedo

by Lorwyn November 25, 2022

swamp shit torpedo

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole

yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!

by george droyd December 11, 2024

Bell head torpedo

Large black penis

She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo

by Boscoe69 September 14, 2023

bitch torpedo

When a jealous girl sends the girl you like a string of lies and torpedos your relationship.

Bitch Torpedo: A verbal lie from a third party that ruins a prospective relationship.

by Apopolouis November 11, 2014

Golden torpedo

A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.

Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.

by LOLTIMMY!!! January 24, 2007

torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo

cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"

by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021

Torpedo

The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.

After this Torpedo I’m going to knock out on the airplane.

by BigBeaninLeanin March 6, 2019